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The Tale of Arthor Smith

September 11, 2009

Come hear the tale of Arthor Smith,
Reft fruit of husk and sought the pith,
With fingers that were stainéd with

Ink as red as blood.

Rarest of fruits grew ‘pon the bank,
Of river dread, nameless and dank,
All uncaring, young Arthor drank

Juice as red as blood.

The seeds that fell then waxéd great.
Uncaring as came dread his fate,
Still Arthor stood and Arthor ate

Fruit as red as blood.

The roots coiled up, his neck did snap,
Arthor fall and eternal nap.
Come children, see, still runs the sap

Red with Arthor’s blood.

Behind the Rhyme.

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The Belle of the Fluters’ Ball

August 27, 2009

Blue was the Belle of the Fluters’ Ball,
Red, white, and green were her suitors tall,
Danced she the dance from wall to wall,
And did the men in the hall enthrall.
Yet when she spake,
The spell did break,
And men, awake,
Cried “Her forsake!”
Blue was the Belle of the Fluters’ Ball,
Wept tears and wine of the bitt’rest gall,
For she spoke [...]

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The Honeymoon of Needle and Thread

August 21, 2009

Needle and thread, soon to be wed,
Set to sewing their honeymoon sail.
“Pull the stitch tight, oh my delight,
Pull it tight lest our weaving do fail.”
“Pull it I did, heaven forbid,
That this poor sail should fail in a gale!”
So sailed the ship, trippety zip,
With a honeymoon sail like a veil.
Behind the Rhyme

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Sixpence and Tuppence, Inkpot and Quill

August 12, 2009

A sixpence and a tuppence,
An inkpot and a quill,
Sailed away in a dead man’s shoe,
With a sail made from his will.
Said sixpence to the tuppence,
We do not need them here,
We want our boat to stay afloat,
And should dump them off the rear.
And so the quill and inkpot,
Were dropped into the drink!
The sixpence and the tuppence,
Sailed [...]

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